Square One Manager? One Day!

Square One is my favourite mall. I worked there overnight shifts with my best friend Kate. I was a little runner for my DM Laura at the Children’s Place. She had me open and close almost every store in the Burlington to Toronto district she had. It was the best job ever. My favourite part was destroying back rooms and getting product on the floor.

Inspired by Jennifer McGuire’s My Favourite Things YouTube series, I want a mall with My Favourite Brands.

Watch the blogs for my letters.

Keg beside The Beer Store, outdoor entrances. To Start.

A Letter To The Children’s Place

I would love it if you merged with two of my favourite brands, AppleCheeks and Tokidoki Jujube. I think you could make all your stores with them both. Make it like a cube with four sections. AppleCheeks and Jujube together. Baby. Toddler. Big. I think your sizing should go up to a large hot topic and enough with the sizing changes. I’m upset to see employee racks used as clearance bins at Burlington Mall location. I offered to merch it for them on December 14. Not sure if they are still there, I didn’t get the job. I had the wrong availability. I want to train my old DM Laurs how to do visual as good as me, or maybe we can be co DMs for Canada. Million a year each? Fire all DMs.

Also, I think that your management structure has to change. One people SM and one visual SM. Salary. Store Leads open and close all week. SMs are extra. You need better shoes, Disney Vans & Nikes. Let’s make a deal??

Job Bucket List

Dear Chris,

Since yesterday, my Chris, my twin flame said I could be his girlfriend. I want to tell him my big ass list of jobs I want. I need a manager, like a band manager. Maybe that, but I don’t do sales. I DM, quality control. What should we call it?

I want to run Square One, like a casino, run the room, or a casino. Or both. One job one night a week? Or just text Square One. Just text. I have suggestions, you are the client. Not my problem if you don’t follow my advice and fail. Ill post some photos on my Instagram account with my suggestions and notes. Corporate espionage charge Laura TCP???????????? Need USA and Canada to be one country. Avoid jail. I want back and I’ve got retail secrets. I didn’t make Target leave, I want them to come back.

The companies I currently want to work for, in no order:

Nike, Lululemon, IG model, send me shit.

Las Vegas style casino, Military doula in Iraq, we will talk prices.

The Children’s Place, Justice, Vans, and Hot Topic. There will be more. $200,000 a year per company to district manage, product development, visual specialist.

Square One, $1,000,000 a year, organize your boxes. I know about fire safety.

Also fix this program, make it more like Word.